We are pleased to announce the winner of the Trainspotting caption competition is Maria Palazzola from Criterion. Maria wins a £50 shopping voucher for the caption: ‘We can’t go on like this. I’m a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum!’.
Thanks for all of your creative ideas! Maria we hope you enjoy the voucher and treat yourself to something special.
Other captions that made us laugh:
‘Well the last guy did say I had better give it ten minutes’ by Conrad Edwards
‘Running out of toilet roll was the least of Ewan’s worries’ by Carla Salter
‘Call a plumber, the toilet’s spEwan McGregor!’ by Nathan Perry
